intoxifaded:

ghosthost:

Watching this cute video can help raise money for other cute dogs. Seems like a good deal to me!

make this viral


ruinedchildhood:

me

jaredmayfire:

If we’re dating I will get you sexually frustrated a lot just to amuse myself

(Source: jaredsmonologue)


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momjpg:

vegetariqn:

sniffing:

The 21 Most Ridiculous Infomercial GIFs

IM LAUGHING SO HARD at #6 omFG how do these people even survive

why would you even put an iron in a washing machine…

omg #9 is such an accurate representation of my life


alter-of-the-sky:

This deserves more notes

(Source: sandandglass)


harryistrash:

If I was white this would get 10k notes

harryistrash:

If I was white this would get 10k notes


dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

dogscan:

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

(Source: music-singing-sun)


anononymouss:

rebelliousminion:

crazyhowlifeworks:

howtotrainyourbabyboo:

ohheyitsjeremy:

OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOo0o0oOOOoo0oD.

OH MY GOD PLEASE DONT UNFOLLOW ME FOR THIS

ACTUALLY DO IF YOU CANT HANDLE THIS YOU CANT HANDLE MY BLOG 

IM REBLOGGING THIS AGAIN

what. the. FUCK?

OH GOD

(Source: heylookfandoms)


lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it